it’s me, caitlin. listen bro, i just wanted to say that the whole lol neon lol lemme see dat pusssssayyyy act is getting old. actually, you’re getting old. how about we call it a day and put away the douche specks and the flannel shirts and the nike dunks? put em away in your closet or burn them or find a drag queen who will certainly appreciate them for what they’re worth. i realize you’re just living the dream, but even the dream is getting sick of you. go home, gabe saporta, just go home.
